Mercenary
incredibly good looking
only slightly insane.
You got a job you need done? Put enough zeroes on the check and you got yourself a merc. Just don't be expecting it to go smoothly..or without a dead body...or ten.
─── indie deadpool "wade wilson" RP
Comic Canon faceclaim: Norman Reedus WILL BE NSFW
*Comic Icons used made by ME* Somewhat/Selective Hiatus due to tooth problems
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“It’s not a matter of debt. I do what I want, because I can. My reasons are my own, really, though they are reasons. If you are aided in aiding me, all the better. Friendships are not built on debt.”
“But you’re not taking that teleporter with you. I won’t end up in a wall.”
"Hmm.. work with Loki, the guy that pisses all the Avengers off on a more regular basis than I do… with no strings attached.
Sounds a bit too good to be true if we're being honest… but what the hell. Why not? What’s the worst that’ll happen?”
─{Oh I don’t know… everything?} “Oh hush. He’s not that bad. Also transport comes. Just won’t use it unless I gotta.”
“Of course. Don’t you want to? Perhaps Stark might have something of greater effectiveness than your old teleporter, plus whatever you might make off with and resell. Keep the earnings for yourself. As you said, I am in your debt, am I not?”
"Yeah well I didn’t think you’d actually, ya know, fall for the whole being in my debt nonsense. Not gonna lie, the idea of raiding Stark and taking his stuff to sell or use for myself does sound pretty sweet. Ya know what─” ─{Oh no. Don’t do it. Think about it before you do this. It’s Loki. Loki’s bad news. Even this would be pretty insane by your standards.} “─you got yourself a deal. Though I still don’t see how this would benefit you.”
“I am unsure of the value of a teleporter if it fails to operate as it should. Perhaps I might take Stark’s inability to keep me from the premises as indication that he enjoys my company. Really, you ought to join me on some occasion. We might see you up there yet.”
“It works.. usually.. just sometimes sticks you in some awkward places. Like the same stall as some man taking a shit. Now that’s awkward. Wait─ Are you inviting me to break into Stark’s place? Cause ya know, I bet we can steal a whole lotta shit. Split the earnings with ya, though I don’t think you got much use for our money.”
“Break into Stark Tower? Well, I like you. Though you say ‘try’ as if you were unsuccessful. Really, try the patio. Stark seems convinced none will make it up to his perch to bother installing glass that doesn’t shatter from the slightest provocation. Consider it firsthand experience.”
“I tried that once. I fell off. That hurt… a lot. Tried my teleporter once, ended up stuck in a wall. That wasn’t fun either.”
“You speak of it as if I was the only one to make the attempt. Really, considering its history, you might find financial security in a clientele based in a city with far fewer villains per capita."
"But… if I move cities…then I can’t hang out with Spider-Man or Daredevil or try to break into Stark Tower. Plus villains make amazing clientele. Ya know, Loki, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal, if you ever in the need of a guy to do some dirty work… Just sayin’, I could use the cash. Since, ya know, you kinda owe me.”
“A subjective observation at best. To wear this helm on Asgard would be to invite a fist to the face.”
“Been there, done that. Think I got the t-shirt somewhere in my closet. Hey wait a minute. Aren’t you suppose to be like.. in Asgard or something? Not.. you know.. here… in New York…which you tried to destroy once. You killed one of my clients, just so you know. That was 10g’s I was out of cause of you.”
