poolsmouth

"You gotta funhouse mirror for a brain?"

Most say we do.

"I got my suit wrong, what’s up with that shade of red buddy boy?”

deadlalapoolooza

"You need to get your
 eyes checked cause
 your terrible cosplay
 is way off. That’s like
 pink you got on.

 And seriously, I so don’t
 sound like that. Try
 again, buddy. Cause
 that’s a total NOT to wear.”