poolsmouth

"I’m a man, says so on my license.  Wait, you aren’t to be Spiderman?”

Spidey’s got more class.

True that.

Sorry Spider, gotta stick it to a dick.

deadlalapoolooza

"Nope. I’m the amazing, wonderful,
 epically awesome Deadpool you
 uncultured swine.”
     ─{ I think he knew that. }
“Stay out of this.”